The slytherin girls did the “princesses” trend and it went VIRAL
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@francescaxxThursday evening, Slytherin common room.
The green-lit room hummed with low chatter and the crackling of the fireplace. A cluster of velvet armchairs had been dragged into a semi-circle near the glowing hearth.
On one of them, Pansy Parkinson had her phone propped up against a stack of textbooks, camera pointed at the three girls squished together on the adjacent sofa.
Pansy
Okay, okay, ready when you are. Make it look natural, Merlin’s sake.
Daphne
Pansy, we’ve practiced this four times.
Astoria
If my thumb falls off from scrolling, I’m hexing you.
Daphne rolled her eyes, but a smile tugged at her lips. She smoothed down her robes, nudged her sister, and then the three of them snapped into synchronized movement.
Heads tilted. Hair flipped. Eyebrows raised in perfect, practiced unison.
Daphne
muttering Counting down… three, two, one—
Astoria
suddenly loud, performance voice Oh my god, is that the new Nimbus??
Pansy
cackling behind the camera Keep going, keep going—
The phone screen caught them mid-laugh, mid-gasp, mid-gossip. A perfect ten seconds of manufactured chaos.
Pansy grabbed her phone the second the recording stopped, thumbs flying across the screen.
Pansy
That’s it. That’s the one. We’re going viral.
Daphne
leaning back, sceptical You said that about the Quidditch tryouts one, and I got six likes.
Pansy
That’s because you wore green and blended into the background. This? This is art.
Astoria
peeking at the screen What are you captioning it?
Pansy
typing “Hogwarts princesses. 🖤💚✨”
She hit post.
For a moment, nothing. Just the crackle of the fire and the distant sound of the lake shifting against the dungeon windows.
Daphne
So… now we wait?
Pansy
eyes glued to the screen Now we wait.