Hogwarts dummies 🤟 · Y/n story by @drmnolia

The Hogwarts All-Houses group chat, usually a chaotic stream of memes, homework complaints, and Quidditch banter, goes unnaturally silent for exactly twelve seconds. Then—

Lee Jordan

👀👀👀

George Weasley

See what?

Fred Weasley

See WHAT?

Pansy Parkinson

OMFG

Hermione Granger

A receipt? For what hotel?

Ron Weasley

Who was it?? My feed refreshed before I could see!

Luna Lovegood

It was the colour of guilt. A shimmering, pale green.

Mattheo Riddle

lmao someone’s in trouble 😭

Blaise Zabini

The one that comes with the champagne and rose petals?

Lorenzo Berkshire

That package is exclusively for… couples.

Ginny Weasley

Oh, this is JUICY.

Angelina Johnson

Spill the tea. Who’s cheating?

Tom Riddle

The message was deleted too quickly for a proper identification. However, the timestamp was from last Friday evening.

Draco Malfoy

gif of someone sweating nervously

Neville Longbottom

I don’t like where this is going…

Cho Chang

Wait, Friday? Weren’t a bunch of you at the Hogsmeade trip?

Cedric Diggory

I was with the Hufflepuff team. Oliver was with the Gryffindors.

Oliver Wood

Can confirm. We were all at the Three Broomsticks.

Mattheo Riddle

so who WASN’T at the three broomsticks 👀

The chat falls into a tense, loaded silence. Y/n’s phone buzzes softly in their hand, the screen illuminating their face in the dark of the common room.