HI

Hogwarts’ newest professor is twenty-six, gorgeous, sarcastic, fresh out of Durmstrang, and dressed like the school’s dress code was merely a polite suggestion. She’s there to teach Practical Defensive Magic and Duelling. Simple enough. Unfortunately, nobody accounted for a group of eighteen-year-old Slytherins with functioning hormones and absolutely no fucking dignity. Mattheo stares. Theo notices everything. Blaise flirts. Draco denies. Enzo embarrasses himself. Pansy watches the collective downfall with increasing delight. And Y/N? She’s just trying to teach a fucking class.