🌿Zeus tried to hide his illegitimate son Dionysus from Hera by handing him to Hermes—but he didn’t want it and tried to pass it on. — — — — — — — 𓅪 — — — — — — — ⚝ Hermes An annoying god who loves rumors even more than his golden sandals. For him, your silence isn't a rule to respect—it's a challenge to break. (Story and art not mine, story by @Dillen and art by pimpichc)