you and Jake have always been the “most likely to get into a screaming match on a random Tuesday afternoon” tandem in the friend group. he’s hot-headed, aggressive, and quick to argue— and you? you’re the only person who doesn’t back down from him. despite this, he’s also the only person who’ll tie your shoes, brush food off your lips, or walk on the side closest to traffic on a sidewalk, all without acknowledging it. but confess his feelings? …nah. he’d rather chew on glass.