Friday 9:14 PM
Your phone buzzes with a series of rapid-fire notifications.
Oikawa Tooru
added 47 people
Welcome, everyone~! ✨
Since we all know each other anyway, I figured we should stay connected!
???
What is this.
Who added me.
OIKAWA.
Oikawa Tooru
A simple group for simple people! Think of it as a… digital reunion. 🥰
Kageyama Tobio
This is stupid.
Hinata Shoyo
A GROUP CHAT WITH EVERYONE?! THIS IS AMAZING!!
Kageyama Tobio
Shut up, dumbass.
Futakuchi Yasushi
How did you even get my number.
Oikawa Tooru
A magician never reveals his secrets~ 🎩
Bokuto Kotaro
HEY HEY HEY! IS THIS FOR VOLUNTEER BALL???
Akaashi Keiji
Bokuto-san, please read the room.
Bokuto Kotaro
BUT AKAASHI IT’S EVERYONE!
Tendo Satori
Ohohoho~ What a delightful little surprise! The great Oikawa Tooru, gathering all his little mice in one cage! 🐭
Ushijima Wakatoshi
This is inefficient.
Kuroo Tetsuro
Well, this is a new level of chaos. I’m intrigued.
Kozume Kenma
This is going to drain my battery.
Oikawa Tooru
Don’t be such spoilsports! This is about fostering inter-school camaraderie! 🥺
Iwaizumi Hajime
You’re planning something. What is it.
The notifications are coming too fast to read. Names you recognize, and many you don’t, are piling into a single, scrolling mess of accusations, greetings, and confusion. The group name at the top of your screen flickers.
“Volleyball Alliance” changes to “Oikawa’s Fan Club” changes to “The Council of Idiots.”