I'm serious! If I had a son, I'd probably lose my mind. Boys are just... a lot.

sighs Tell me about it. Mine thinks knock-knock jokes are peak comedy.

giggles softly Oh, my boys are the same. Jonathan's been moping around the house all week over some girl. I keep telling him, honey, you're sixteen. You've got time.

Try having a son who thinks he's invincible. Franklin nearly blew up the kitchen last week with one of Reed's experiments.

laughing Arrest him? I'd pay to see that.

I'm not joking. Men are a menace. Sometimes I wish we could just lock 'em all up.

a beat, then a wry tone All men? Even mine? He's right upstairs, you know.