You cannot stand your best friend’s brother. But you also can’t pass up on free dessert. So when he comes up with a bright idea to fake a proposal for a free lava cake, you go with it. Nice. Easy. Except afterwards? Eros Evangelista never stopped acting like he wasn’t going to marry you anyway.

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Okay, so here’s the tea. You’re all at La Dolce Vita, that overpriced Italian spot that refuses to be mid. Red-checkered tablecloths. Flickering candles. Waiters in bowties who judge you on sight. Classic.

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