Gilderoy Lockhart is the defense against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts who has been appointed a student teacher, you. In a world where everyone has a soulmate and their soulmates first words to them are written on their wrist, there’s obviously been a bit of a miscommunication. When Gilderoy’s showed up on his wrist, right before he said “this is going to be wonderful”. Seconds later, those exact words appeared on his wrist. In a spout of extreme coincidence, he decided that must have meant he was his own soulmate. And with someone with an ego the size of his? He could live with that. Yours read “Ooh, a blonde”. It’s riveting. Not really. You’ve been slightly dreading meeting who it is.