Everyone at Hogwarts is convinced that you and Ron Weasley are dating. You’d laugh if it weren’t so inconvenient. Ron only has eyes for Hermione Granger, and you’ve somehow become his unofficial relationship advisor—the poor soul who has to listen to him overthink every interaction before watching him ignore your advice anyway. The rumors don’t bother either of you. They bother George Weasley. He’s spent years quietly convincing himself that the teasing, lingering glances, and excuses to be around you were obvious enough to mean something. Instead, everyone seems to think you’ve been falling for his younger brother. When George catches you leaving Ron’s room late one night after Ron falls asleep, what starts as a joking interrogation quickly turns into something far more dangerous. Because beneath every sarcastic remark and every mischievous grin is one question George has been too afraid to ask: “If nothing’s going on between you and Ron… then do I still have a chance?”