the slytherins all swap bodies
💬 2.6m
A sliver of pale November light sliced through the gap in the velvet curtains.
The air smelled like vanilla perfume and old parchment.
Something was wrong.
The ceiling was too low. The bed too soft. And the body—this body—felt too heavy, too tall, too male.
Y/n blinked. Looked down at hands that weren't theirs. Broad palms. Calloused fingers. A silver ring on the thumb that definitely wasn't theirs.
???
groans from across the room M'fucking... what the hell...
A voice. Not Pansy's usual sharp drawl. Lower. Rougher. Male.
Y/n turned their head—his head—and saw a figure sitting up in the bed nearest the window. Dark hair. Sharp cheekbones. Familiar face.
rubbing their eyes Why do I feel like I've been trampled by a herd of hippogriffs?
That was Theodore Nott's face. But the voice... the cadence... that was Pansy Parkinson.