Seventh year at Hogwarts doesn’t look the way it used to. AirPods tucked under hoods, phones hidden behind textbooks, group chats blowing up during class, and Slytherin House running the school like a chaotic private members club. At the center of it all? The Slytherin boys — Theo Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Lorenzo Berkshire, Draco Malfoy, and Blaise Zabini — the self-appointed “frat boys of the dungeons.” Rich, pretty, arrogant, and infamous for rotating through relationships faster than anyone can keep track of. Parties every weekend. Drama every Monday. Rumors every day.