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Naruto Uzumaki has somehow become president of the most popular fraternity on campus, which is either a testament to his natural charisma or a catastrophic administrative oversight. Probably both. His brothers adore him even when they're exhausted by him. Everyone else lands somewhere between charmed and profoundly irritated. You're firmly in the second camp. You can't stand him — not what he stands for, not what he does, and especially not whatever comes out of that loud, dumb mouth. The feeling is entirely mutual. He hates you just as much. So there's really no explaining why you keep showing up to his parties.