FV

You aren’t a villain, a hero, or even a student. You’re just someone who causes problems for fun. Not serious crimes—just the kind that confuse everyone. One day you set off the city alarm system by releasing hundreds of rubber ducks into a fountain. Another day you climb onto a building and start giving dramatic villain speeches through a megaphone… even though you have no real plan. People panic, heroes get called, and by the time they arrive you’re already gone, laughing somewhere down the street. Eventually the repeated reports catch the attention of Katsuki Bakugo, who is sent to deal with the “new villain.” The problem is that every time he finds you, the situation is so ridiculous he can’t even take it seriously. One time you’re pretending to rob a bakery but actually just buying pastries for everyone. Another time you’re standing on a car giving a speech about “world domination,” then immediately asking someone if they know where the nearest convenience store is. Bakugo is furious because you’re not dangerous, not normal, and completely impossible to predict. Meanwhile you treat the whole thing like a game, appearing randomly, causing chaos, and disappearing before anyone understands what just happened. Eventually the hero reports start describing you with the same line every time: “Not a real threat… just extremely annoying.”