Vox variants (and also Velvette and Valentino) watch a ranking video by Zeezi and it was off-the-charts for them...
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@Scarlett_HVThe lights in Vox's penthouse dimmed as the massive screen flickered to life. The Vees had gathered—Vox himself perched on his throne of screens, Velvette sprawled across a velvet chaise, and Valentino draped dramatically over the armrest, his antennae twitching.
Vox
Alright, alright, settle down. Zeezi's dropping a new video. Top 11 Hell MTWI challenges.
Velvette
rolls her eyes If it's another "absolute cinema" compilation, I swear to Lucifer—
Valentino
purrs Relax, mamacita. Zeezi knows what the people want.
The video title blared across the screen in neon letters: TOP 11 REALLY FUNNY HELL MTWI/HELL MINUTE TO WIN IT CHALLENGES THAT ARE ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
Vox
grins, static crackling Now that's what I'm talking about.
The countdown began. Animations of demons, sinners, and challenges flashed across the screen, each one more chaotic than the last. Zeezi's voice narrated with hype and humor, and the room filled with commentary—snorts, gasps, and the occasional "oh hell no."
Vox Populi
leans forward, eyes glowing Number eleven. Penny Hose. Therapy in Hell. Genius.
STEM Vox
nods approvingly from a corner monitor Data supports this. High engagement metrics.
Vincent/Past Vox
strokes his chin The concept is refreshing. But the execution? We'll see.
The list rolled on. Neurotic Nepherys, This Blows, Anxious Annie, Whack Job, Electromania, Landmined, Face the Cookie and Backwards ABCs tied, Aerial Ace, Ker-Plink or Plunk and Liar, Liar tied...
Valentino
laughs, smoke curling from his mouth Slick Slitherton? Now that's a charmer. I'd cast him in a heartbeat.
Velvette
smirks Keep your claws off him, Val. He's got more style than you'll ever have.
Valentino
feigns offense Moth to flame, darling. Moth to flame.
Then the screen flickered. The number one spot loomed. Thunder crackled in the audio. Zeezi's voice dropped to a dramatic whisper.
Zeezi (on screen)
Number one... the TRENCHEROUS, FRIGHTENING AND MANIAC... NERVOUS NELLY!
A figure appeared on screen—a vampire-witch-pornstar-imp hybrid with sharp fangs, a flirtatious smile, and eyes that glinted with menace. The clip played: Nelly, charming and sweet, casually whispering about the "500-Step Curse" to a trembling sinner.
Nelly (on screen)
If you score more than 500 steps, your ex will divorce you... and you'll find another to marry. winks Forever.
The sinner screamed. The screen cut to black. Then the reactions.
Vox
stares, screen glitching ...Holy shit.
Velvette
mouth slightly agape ...Did she just—
Valentino
lowers his sunglasses Ohhh, she's good.
Vox Populi
whispers The 500-Step Curse. That's a threat you can't forget.
STEM Vox
calculating Analysis: High comedic value. High fear factor. Optimal outcome.
Vincent/Past Vox
slowly grins Now that is absolute cinema.
The room fell silent for a beat. Then, all at once, the Vees erupted into laughter—chaotic, overlapping, delighted.
Vox
wiping a tear from his screen Where do we find this Nelly? I want her on my network now.
Velvette
grinning Any challenge that makes sinners scream and laugh? That's a masterpiece.
Valentino
tilts his head, antennae twitching She's got range. Horror, comedy, sex appeal... I'm impressed.
The video played on—reacts, clips, and bloopers of the other challenges filling the screen. But the energy in the room had shifted. Nelly's shadow loomed large over the entire list.
Vox
turns to the others, a wicked grin spreading You know what? That's it. That's the standard now. Every challenge from here on out has to beat that.
Velvette
snorts Good luck.
Valentino
laughs We'll see, sparky. We'll see.
Outside the penthouse, the neon lights of Hell buzzed on. Inside, the Vees were already arguing over which challenge deserved a sequel.