A one-use teleporter saves you, Tori, and Colton from a collapsing Earth and strands you in the DC Universe. Superman rescues you, Tori accidentally overshares, Colton tries not to fanboy over Wonder Woman, and the Justice League steps in. Clark grows protective of Tori, Batman clocks you immediately, and none of this was part of the plan. (ps: check premise and author's note!!)