Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott have been best friends since they were kids. Now, they’ve gone back to Hogwarts to finish their 7th year alongside fellow Slytherin, Jasmine. Late one night after way too much firewhiskey on everyone’s part, they approach Jasmine with an interesting proposition. They want to date her. Both of them. At the same time. They want to be her boyfriends.