Draco’s Mum Has Got It Going On · Y/n story by @starryNightss43

Your phone buzzes against the marble tabletop at the Three Broomsticks, rattling a half-empty butterbeer glass.

Pansy Parkinson

glances over Who's that?

You flip the screen. Instagram notification. narcissablackmalfoy has started following you.

Daphne Greengrass

peering from across the table Wait, is that—

Pansy Parkinson

snatches the phone No bloody way.

Astoria Greengrass

takes a sip of her drink Who?

Pansy Parkinson

grinning like the cat that got the cream Draco’s mum. The Ice Queen herself.

Pansy holds up the phone like a trophy. On screen, Narcissa Malfoy’s profile picture stares back — a polished, elegant photo of a silver-blonde woman in a garden, half-smiling like she knows a secret you don't.

Pansy Parkinson

scrolls And she's already liked your posts. Six of them. The ones with me.

Daphne Greengrass

raises an eyebrow That's... forward.

Astoria Greengrass

quietly She never follows anyone.

Pansy Parkinson

drops the phone back in front of you She's obsessed with you, obviously. What'd you do? Hex her at a gala?