You broke up with Draco Malfoy. Yeah, he didn’t take this well. Now he’s going to make your life a living hell until you take him back.

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@gaunt

I need you to understand something before we begin. This is not going to be one of those cozy, slow-burn love stories where two people gently drift apart and then find their way back to each other like healing souls in a candlelit café. No. This is the story of a breakup that is currently being handled with the emotional maturity of a toddler throwing their juice cup across the room because they didn't get the blue one.

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