One accidental invite. Three years of gossip, crushes, screenshots, and lies. The boys have joined the chat… and they’re reading from the beginning.
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@soorTuesday, 9:47 PM
The group chat "Witches over Wizards" is quiet. Too quiet. It's been nearly three hours since anyone's sent anything.
The silence is unusual. Normally there's at least a meme, a rant about a professor, or Astoria complaining about someone's outfit by now.
Then, a notification.
Pansy Parkinson
okay so
this is weird right
we went from 6 people in this chat to 11 people in this chat and NOBODY is saying anything
Daphne Greengrass
You changed the name again?
Pansy Parkinson
the name has been “Witches over Wizards” since second year, Daphne
the point is why are there five mystery people in here
Seraphine Selwyn
maybe it’s the new first years who think they’re funny
Astoria Greengrass
I checked. It’s not them.
And before you ask, yes, I checked properly.
Daphne Greengrass
“Checked properly” meaning you scrolled through everyone’s contact list?
Astoria Greengrass
I did what had to be done.
Pansy Parkinson
well someone better fess up before I start @ing people
and I will find out
I’m the admin. I see everything.
A beat of silence stretches. Then—
Theodore Nott
Is this the chat where we talk about Draco’s hair routine?
The chat freezes.
Astoria Greengrass
Excuse me?
Theodore Nott
No, I’m just guessing. There’s been some very detailed hair talk on here. Very passionate. Very specific.
Should I be worried about the level of obsession???
Draco Malfoy
Theodore, I swear to Merlin—
Pansy Parkinson
WAIT
MALFOY???
WHEN DID YOU GET IN HERE
Draco Malfoy
You’re the admin. You tell me.
Theodore Nott
For once, not my fault. I’m just here. Like the rest of us.
Speaking of which… can’t believe I’ve been missing this.
You girls have better gossip than the Slytherin common room and that’s saying something.
Draco Malfoy
I’ve been reading for fifteen minutes.
I need to sit down.
Pansy Parkinson
Draco you literally have a chair
Draco Malfoy
I’m already sitting.
Pansy Parkinson
THEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN