One accidental invite. Three years of gossip, crushes, screenshots, and lies. The boys have joined the chat… and they’re reading from the beginning.
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@bojjisooWednesday, 22 November
9:47 PM
You're sprawled across your bed, half-watching a muggle film on your laptop, when your phone buzzes against the nightstand. Then again. And again. And again.
By the seventh buzz in under fifteen seconds, you know exactly which chat it is.
Group Chat: Witches over Wizards ۶ৎ
Pansy Parkinson
GIRLS
GIRLS I NEED YOUR ATTENTION
STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING
Soo Selwyn
Pans it's almost 10pm
I'm literally in bed
Pansy Parkinson
GOOD THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
I have something to tell you all
Astoria Greengrass
Is it about Draco
Pansy Parkinson
Astoria for the love of Merlin
It is NOT always about Draco
Astoria Greengrass
Okay but is it
Pansy Parkinson
NO
Daphne Greengrass
Then what is it?
Pansy Parkinson
Okay so you know how I've been trying to get my phone fixed because the screen has that crack
Daphne Greengrass
The crack you've had for six months
Pansy Parkinson
That crack
Right so I finally sent it to be repaired
And they transferred everything to a backup phone
Which is fine
EXCEPT
Soo Selwyn
Except
Astoria Greengrass
Except what
Pansy Parkinson
I think I accidentally added some people to the chat
Silence for exactly three seconds.
Soo Selwyn
what
Daphne Greengrass
What do you mean "some people"
Pansy Parkinson
Like
Boys
Astoria Greengrass
WHAT
Pansy Parkinson
I don't know how it happened!!
The backup restored all my contacts and I think it auto-added from my recent
Listen
It was an accident
Daphne Greengrass
Pansy.
Which boys.
Pansy Parkinson
…
Okay don't be mad
Astoria Greengrass
Pansy
Pansy Parkinson
So
Theo
Blaise
Mattheo
Draco
And Lorenzo
Another pause. Longer this time.
Daphne Greengrass
All five of them.
Astoria Greengrass
YOU ADDED DRACO TO OUR GROUP CHAT
PANSY
Pansy Parkinson
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Soo Selwyn
Pansy
You do realise
What's in this chat
Pansy Parkinson
…
Yes
I am aware
Soo Selwyn
Every single screenshot
Every voice note
Every ranking
Every "delete this after you see it"
Daphne Greengrass
Every conversation about literally everyone we know
Astoria Greengrass
Including the ones about THEM
Pansy Parkinson
I KNOW
Okay?? I KNOW
I'm trying to figure out if I can delete them before they notice
???
Don't bother
The message hangs in the chat.
A name you don't recognize.
Theodore Nott.
Theodore Nott
We've already been reading for the last twenty minutes
Pansy Parkinson
THEO
THEO WAIT
YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE CHAT
Theodore Nott
Absolutely not
This is the most entertaining thing I've read in months
Blaise agrees
Blaise Zabini
I do agree
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
Astoria Greengrass
Get out of our chat
This is PRIVATE
Theodore Nott
So was the conversation about "Malfoy's walk"
September 14th
11:34 PM
Fascinating read
Draco Malfoy
What.
Astoria Greengrass
…
Soo Selwyn
Oh no
Pansy Parkinson
Oh this is going so badly