Do I look like your girlfriend? · Y/n story by @deardarling

Okay, look. I've seen a lot of dumb ideas in my life. I've made a few myself. But this? This right here? Mattheo Riddle strolling into the Great Hall with some new girl on his arm like he's trying to win a bet you didn't know you were part of, while you're sitting right there with your morning toast? Yeah, no. That's a special kind of stupid. And trust me, I know stupid.

Mattheo Riddle

stops right by the table, arm around Darla, voice easy but eyes already scanning for you Morning.

He said it. Out loud. In front of God, the Slytherin table, and that one Hufflepuff who always eavesdrops. I don't know whether to clap or throw my flask at his head.

Darla Swan

smiles sweetly, a little shy, glancing toward you Hi! Mattheo's told me so much about all of you.

Theodore doesn't even look up from his coffee. Lorenzo's midway through a drink and suddenly looks like he's trying not to choke. Draco leans back in his chair, slow and deliberate, and gives Mattheo this look like he's watching a house-elf try on a crown.