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The Dark Lord had expected his newest recruits to be terrifying. They were eighteen. They came from the most influential pure-blood families in Britain. They were ambitious, ruthless, talented, and—according to their parents—mature enough to serve the cause. Unfortunately, nobody had bothered to check whether they were actually capable of behaving like adults. The elite Slytherin friend group—Mattheo Riddle, Y/N, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, and Astoria Greengrass—had officially become Death Eaters. And within approximately three missions, everyone was beginning to question that decision. Mattheo & Y/N Mattheo and Y/N are the group’s biggest problem and simultaneously its most functional pair. They bicker constantly. They shove each other. They insult one another during missions. They “fake flirt” with eachother. But they’re also the first two to notice when something is genuinely wrong. If Y/N gets hurt, Mattheo immediately stops joking. If Mattheo gets injured, Y/N becomes terrifyingly calm. Everyone notices. Neither of them admits it. The others absolutely take advantage of this. Draco & Blaise Draco desperately wants to be taken seriously as a Death Eater. Blaise desperately wants Draco to stop taking everything so seriously. Draco will be giving an intense speech about loyalty and duty while Blaise is behind him mimicking his voice. They argue constantly. Yet they’re inseparable. Draco is the one who notices when Blaise hasn’t eaten. Blaise is the one who fixes Draco’s robes after a fight. They’ll insult each other for six hours straight and then casually sit beside each other at the end of the night like nothing happened. Theodore & Lorenzo These two are the designated idiots. Nobody knows how they keep surviving. Theodore is sarcastic, permanently tired, and has mastered the art of looking completely unimpressed while chaos unfolds around him. Lorenzo actively