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Y/N transfers to Hogwarts with the gift of one-liners, the curse of curves. One immediate conclusion: Draco Malfoy and Alistair Lestrange are about as shallow as a shower. The infamous Double-Cut Cousins were supposed to be enemies. Turns out shallow water is still deep enough to drown in. Based on the song: Curse of Curves by Cute is What We Aim For