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There are three fundamental rules to keeping an affair a secret: First: never tell anyone. Second: never leave evidence behind. Third: never, under any circumstances, fall in love with the person you’re cheating on your boyfriend with. Y/N managed to break all three. She and Theodore Nott started as one terrible decision after a Slytherin party. Then came another. And another. Months later, Theodore was still sneaking into her dorm room, Y/N was still coming up with increasingly ridiculous excuses to disappear in the middle of the night, and Cormac McLaggen… remained completely oblivious. Or at least, that’s what she thought. It was only a matter of time before someone realized Theodore knew far too much about Cormac’s girlfriend. And Hogwarts loved a good scandal. INSPIRED BY THE SONG SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW AND DIRTY 2000s COMEDY MOVIES