No war. No rules. No limits. Just parties, chaos, and all the people who make Hogwarts unbearable—and irresistible—at the same time. Y/N is a Slytherin trying to survive the seventh year, but between secret gatherings, pranks from the Weasley twins, flirty chaos with Draco Malfoy, and unpredictable interactions with Theodore Nott and Mateo Riddle, nothing goes as planned. Every night is a new scandal, and everyone’s watching.