In a Slytherin friend group full of couples, only Theo Nott and I remain single. While everyone else is busy being romantic, Theo and I cope by making fun of their cheesy moments—loudly, dramatically, and together. But as we keep joking, third-wheeling, and pretending we don’t care about love, the truth becomes harder to ignore: being the last two without someone is starting to feel lonelier than we admit… and maybe that loneliness is what draws us closer.