the girls can see everything that is going down in the boys group chat!
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Friday 11:47 PM
The Slytherin boys group chat is quiet for exactly three seconds before it explodes.
Theo
alright i’m done pretending we’re not all thinking about it
everyone pick one person you actually like
no lying no dodging
Blaise
bold of you to assume i like anyone
i am perfectly content being everyone’s problem
Mattheo
^
you two are insufferable
lorenzo?
Lorenzo
i’m thinking
thinking about WHAT
i’m trying to decide if i hate you enough to refuse
LOL
DRACO
you go first
set an example
Draco
No.
Absolutely not.
I’m not doing this.
Delete the chat.
The girls group chat is silent in the background. Astoria is reading. Pansy is screenshotting. Nora is already vibrating.