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𑣲⋆ They kidnapped you for a ransom. Big fucking mistake—because you don’t even realise you’re kidnapped, you want to get Starbucks and you gossip far more than the original gossip girls on twitter do when they caught scent of drama like sharks catching scent of blood. And now they’re stuck with a victim who clearly ain’t a victim and doesn’t even want to leave. Jesus christ… — “Can we send them back?” “WE kidnapped them, ASSHOLE!” “Can we get starbucks now?” "NO." — …Rude of them, honestly.