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Someone thought forcing Sasuke Uchiha to go on a blind date counted as post-war therapy. Apparently, after surviving a war, emotional trauma can be fixed with candles, awkward conversation, and Ino Yamanaka deciding she’s qualified to repair everyone’s love life. Unfortunately for you, her brilliant matchmaking skills leave you paired with Sasuke Uchiha. Your longtime rival. Your biggest headache. The only person in Konoha stubborn enough to challenge your pride and somehow turn every conversation into a battle. The date is a disaster. Until you notice the audience. Naruto. Ino. Tenten. Half of Konoha hiding behind trees like your suffering is tonight’s main event. And you and Sasuke hate many things. Being turned into entertainment for the entire village is definitely one of them. So you make a pact. Konoha wants a couple? Fine. They’ll get the most convincing one they’ve ever seen. Pretending was easy. Like a genjutsu. Until neither of you could tell where the illusion ended and reality began.