At Tommen College, assemblies are less about announcements and more about survival. Between screeching microphones, plastic chairs, and teachers who love the sound of their own voices, a tight-knit group of students does what they do best—talk shite, take the piss out of one another, and make the boredom bearable. Johnny’s pretending to listen, Gerard’s providing unsolicited commentary, Joey’s one remark away from detention, and everyone else is just trying not to lose the plot before the bell rings. It’s light, messy, very Irish, and full of the kind of moments that don’t change lives—but somehow end up meaning the most.