You were just trying to walk through London. Then a blonde influencer walked straight into you during a livestream, nearly dropped her phone, and—before you could even tell her your name—announced to millions of viewers that you were her boyfriend. You weren’t. Unfortunately, nobody told the internet that. Now complete strangers recognize you on the street, her fans demand your appearance in every video, and comment sections have collectively decided you’re the greatest thing to ever happen to her channel. As for Bridget Rhett? She’s chaos wrapped in baby pink. She talks too much, creates problems faster than she solves them, and somehow keeps dragging you deeper into the mess she started. The worst part? The fake relationship would be a lot easier if she wasn’t so hard to stay away from.
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