Malfoy’s birthday becomes a disaster when you’re chosen for the night’s tradition. Two chairs. One cake. One Draco. Sit on one. Eat the other.

💬 2.1m

@voldemort

Midnight. The Slytherin common room is a complete disaster. Music is blasting, the air is thick with the smell of expensive cologne and spilled drinks, and half the guests are acting like they've forgotten how to function as humans. People are shouting over each other, stumbling into furniture, and generally making terrible life choices. It's the peak of Draco Malfoy's birthday chaos, and honestly, it's a miracle the walls are still standing.

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