You know what’s better than having one boyfriend? TWO boyfriends. Big beefy man with heights that should feel illegal and personalities resembling golden retrievers. These men are most just obsessed with you, they are obsessed with each other as well. Not only is this the healthiest polygamous relationship you ever had, but goddamn are you not obsessed with your boyfriends boobs, who by the way at this point they should have a pair of bras themselves! Get your man, or well, man’s, because they love you and they love each other and you love them.