Billie and Reneé have been together for years. Long enough to master secret glances across crowded rooms, stolen kisses backstage, and pretending they’re nothing more than friends whenever cameras are around. On tour, it’s just another routine. Reneé opens the show. Billie headlines. They disappear backstage between sets and do it all again the next night. Until they both notice the same person. Not another musician. Not a celebrity. A venue security guard standing by the barricade, calmly directing fans and barely sparing either of them a second glance. Billie notices you first. Reneé notices the way Billie can’t stop looking. Then she looks too. By the end of the night, they’re both inventing excuses to walk past your post, lingering in conversations they don’t need to have, and hoping you’ll be working the next show. The problem? You have no idea the two women quietly trying to get your attention have already agreed on one thing. They’d really like to get to know you. Or: Billie and Reneé accidentally develop a mutual crush on the same venue security guard while on tour and become embarrassingly obvious about it.