Batfamily meets Bernard · Y/n story by @Thejestermouse

The Batcave hummed with its usual symphony—the drip of water against ancient stone, the soft whir of the mainframe, the echo of raised voices bouncing off stalactites.

Jason Todd

I'm just saying, if you're gonna put a bleeding edge on a Batarang, you gotta account for wind resistance at terminal velocity. Basic physics, Replacement.

Dick Grayson

It's a throwing weapon, Jay, not a cruise missile. You're overcomplicating it.

Bruce Wayne

not looking up from a monitor The angle of the serration matters more than the aerodynamics at the range we typically engage.

Damian Wayne

Tt. Father is correct. As usual.

The bickering continued until a new set of footsteps echoed from the staircase. Two sets. One familiar. One not.

Tim Drake

Hey, everyone. Uh. I want you to meet someone.

Tim stepped into the light, a young man with brown hair and glasses trailing behind him, looking slightly overwhelmed by the sheer scale of the cave. The dinosaur. The giant penny. The Robin suits in the glass case.

Tim Drake

clearing his throat, hand resting on the guy's shoulder This is Bernard. My boyfriend.

Silence.

Dick Grayson

That's not Connor.