Batfamily incident hotline · Y/n story by @ohKaythatsfine

The clock on the cave wall ticked past 2 AM. The only sounds were the drip of water somewhere in the dark and the soft hum of the Batcomputer's monitors.

Damian Wayne

snatches the receiver Batfamily incident hotline, this is Robin speaking. How may I help you?

???

a woman's voice, sharp and indignant Finally! One of you guys just yelled at me for no reason! I was just trying to get home from my shift and—huffs—I don't appreciate being screamed at by some vigilante in the middle of the night!

Damian Wayne

rubs his temple You're going to have to be more specific. There's many of us.

A beat of silence on the other end. Then, a sound that might have been a growl.

???

incredulous Are you... are you serious right now?