You and Kai have been married for two years into marriage and somehow the honeymoon phase never clocked out. Fans clip every tiny interaction like it’s national treasure footage: Kai running off stage after concerts yelling “Where’s my wife?” with his in-ears still hanging off one ear, Kai dramatically collapsing onto your shoulder during dance practice breaks, Kai shutting doors in front of cameras with the biggest smug grin because “my wife is behind this door and that’s classified information.” Now the fans are asking for a baby. Now Kai won’t stop pestering you about one, too. Even when he acts all mad on live streams or Q&N.