Tony Stark accidentally adds a random civilian to the Avengers group chat. Nobody notices for three days鈥攄espite the civilian repeatedly asking, "Why am I here?" 馃摫
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@Alex_kiganSunday 2:47 AM
Tony Stark
Alright, listen up. I'm renaming the group chat. AGAIN. This time it's a good one. Trust me.
Natasha Romanoff
I trust you approximately zero percent.
Clint Barton
Last time you renamed it we were "Tony's Emotional Support Disasters" for TWO WEEKS.
Tony Stark
And it was ACCURATE. Also it made me laugh. Anyway. New name incoming.
Steve Rogers
Tony, it's nearly three in the morning.
Tony Stark
Exactly. Prime time for genius decisions.
Three dots appear. Disappear. Appear again.
Then the group name changes.
The Chat That Cost Half A Billion
Sam Wilson
What.
Clint Barton
I'm going to need you to explain that one.
Tony Stark
It's a long story involving a very expensive bet with Rhodey and I'm choosing not to elaborate.
Rhodey
sent an image
image description: A screenshot of a bank transfer for exactly $500,000,000 to "CHARITY - BECAUSE TONY LOST A BET"
Sam Wilson
I'm sorry did you just casually donate half a billion dollars?
Tony Stark
In my defense I was very drunk and Rhodey is very annoying.
Rhodey
The screenshots don't lie.
Natasha Romanoff
Tony.
Tony Stark
Yes?
Natasha Romanoff
Check the chat. Did you change more than the name?
Tony Stark
What? No. I changed the name. That's it. Why?
Clint Barton
sent an image
image description: A screenshot of the chat info showing 13 members. There should only be 12.
Tony Stark
Huh.
That's weird.
Steve Rogers
Tony. What did you do.
Tony Stark
I SWEAR I just changed the name. I didn't add anyone. Maybe it's a glitch?
Bruce Banner
It's 3 AM. Can the glitch wait until morning?
Tony Stark
Fine. I'll look at it later. Probably nothing.
3:02 AM
A notification appears on a phone sitting on a nightstand. The screen lights up briefly. A single message, from a chat name you don't recognize.
The Chat That Cost Half A Billion has been renamed to: Classic Avengers. Original Recipe.
You don't remember joining this chat. You don't know any of these people. And no one has noticed you're here.