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It’s 281 AC, Robert’s Rebellion is still years away, and everyone who will someday ruin Westeros is currently a stupid teenager with a crush. Robert Baratheon is flirting shamelessly with Lyanna Stark. Catelyn Tully is betrothed to Brandon Stark. Petyr Baelish is hopelessly in love with Catelyn. Ned Stark is just trying to stop everyone from killing each other before supper. The Tourney at Harrenhal is approaching. Surely nothing historically catastrophic will happen.