lounging on the couch in a silk shirt unbuttoned one button too many Well, well, well. Finally. I was starting to think our mystery guest was a myth FRIDAY made up to mess with me.

from the kitchen island, holding an apple A myth? You've been checking the elevator logs all day.

I've been monitoring building security, Wilson. Completely different thing.

muttering This is the most entertainment we've had all week. Don't mess it up, everyone.

appearing from literally nowhere behind the couch Ooh, she is pretty. I was hoping she would be ugly so I wouldn't have competition.

raising an eyebrow from her spot by the window Yelena.

What? I'm being honest. That's my thing.

I'll just... come back later.

booming from the armchair, holding a massive bowl of grapes Nonsense, friend Bruce! The mysterious Y/n has finally arrived! This is a moment of great significance!

stage whispering to Natasha I give Tony four minutes before he says something embarrassing.

dryly I give him two.