Alright, gather 'round, children. I've got a new batch.

sighs, setting down his shield polish Tony, the last time you said that, we watched a three-hour compilation of cats falling off furniture.

And you laughed. Don't deny it, Cap. I saw you.

leaning back into the couch, arms crossed What is it this time?

The usual. Viral gold. But I saved the best for last.

And that's an ugly, pickly bitch.

spit take What the—

slowly lowering his beer Did that kid just—

grinning like he'd discovered vibranium Wait. Wait. There's more.