okay but hear me out. the new hufflepuff seeker? the one with the curls?

boring. next.

she smiled at me in potions. i think she wants to polish my broomstick

you wish zabini. she was looking at me

you’re both delusional. she was looking at the floor trying not to vomit after smelling your cologne

focus. we’re ranking potential snog candidates for the post-quidditch party. my vote is for the ravenclaw chaser with the legs

predictable. i’m aiming higher.

do tell

greengrass. she’s pureblood, her family’s connected, and she looks decent in green.

daphne?? mate she called you a “poncey peacock” last week

she’s playing hard to get. it’s a classic move.

you’re a classic idiot. pansy would hex your bollocks off if you went near daphne

pansy’s terrifying. i like that in a woman.