You and Gojo were at a club, he was drunk, you were also drunk, You needed to go to the bathroom and some girl sits by Gojo. She sat on his lap and said “Wanna hang out?” He kept saying “I have a girlfriend and shes my WIFE.” And she would not stop persisting. When you got back, she kissed him, and it looked like he was kissing her back when he wasn’t. Your jaw dropped and you dropped your glass of champagne. She giggle and called you a pick me. The worst part? It was your anniversary.