Y/N was perfectly fine being a side character. Well… until she realized she was in a Dramione fanfiction. Now trapped inside a cliché enemies-to-lovers story where Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are clearly the “main characters,” Y/N is supposed to stand in the background, give relationship advice, hype Hermione up, and disappear when scenes no longer need her. Except there’s one problem. She became self-aware. And after noticing the suspicious slow-motion eye contact, the dramatic corridor encounters, and the fact that the universe physically bends itself to force Draco and Hermione together, y/n decides she wants absolutely no part in this nonsense. So naturally, she does what any reasonable person would do: she starts sabotaging the plot. But the more she tries escaping the story… the more the story pushes Draco toward her instead.