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✦ DISCLAIMER ✦ This is an original story written by @wand. Do not copy, repost, rewrite, heavily reference or claim this concept, premise, dialogue, or unique story elements as your own. Inspiration is one thing. Stealing is not. — Your boyfriend is completely normal... until someone hands him tequila. Every summer in Ibiza, the same thing happens. Six shots later, Lando somehow ends up halfway across the club lovingly petting another Formula One driver while the internet collectively loses its mind. Fans swear he's secretly in love with his friends. The paddock barely looks up from their drinks. And you? You've been dating him since his Formula One debut. You know exactly what's coming the moment tequila appears. ...or the one where your boyfriend turns into Gay Drunk Lando every summer, and you're the only person who isn't surprised.