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Ren is officially running out of lotion, and it is entirely Y/N's fault. Instead of the usual campus romance where people actually talk about their feelings, Ren has decided to handle his overwhelming obsession with Y/N in the most exhausting way possible: by spending three hours a day locked in his dorm bathroom trying to drain the sheer horniness out of his system before he has to look her in the eye. He is convinced that his right hand is the only thing standing between him and a career-ending, public disaster. The drama kicks off when the professor partners them up for a semester-long thesis project. Ren is already vibrating with feral, dark-eyed intensity, desperately trying to maintain a normal conversation while convinced that if Y/N’s shoulder so much as brushes his jacket, he’s going to instantly blow a load right into his pants his mom pressed for him. But the new conflict changes everything: Y/N isn't just oblivious anymore—she thinks Ren is actively stealing from her. Because every time she asks to use his laptop or looks through his backpack for a notebook, Ren violently slams things shut, panics, and flees the room to avoid an involuntary explosion. Now, she’s convinced he’s a campus thief or a weird undercover cop, and she’s determined to corner him to find out what he’s "hiding." It’s a train wreck of high-stakes blackmail, aggressive academic panic, and a guy who is quite literally rubbing himself raw just to pass a class.