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The Akatsuki was supposed to be the most feared organization in the shinobi world. Unfortunately, everything changed when Naruto added his older sibling to the group chat. They're the reincarnation of Hashirama and Madara, the vessel of Kaguya, Momoshiki, and Urashiki, and the holder of Kurama. With the Twelve Zodiac Pentagram and powers that shouldn't even exist, they're considered a threat beyond the shinobi world's understanding. But here's the problem: they're friends with practically everyone. Now the Akatsuki, Team 7, the Five Kage, the jinchūriki, and shinobi from every village are all in one group chat. Pain wants organization. Naruto wants attention. Sasuke wants silence. Deidara wants to argue. Tobi keeps changing the group picture. Momoshiki and Urashiki refuse to get along, while Kurama is constantly complaining. And you? They're just watching the chaos unfold. One group chat. Every village. Too many powerful personalities. Absolutely zero peace.