During a Slytherin party, Theodore Nott gets completely drunk with the boys and accidentally starts talking about you like he’s hopelessly in love. One of them secretly records everything as a voice message—Theo rambling about how beautiful you are, how much he loves your eyes, and how badly he wishes he could just be with you—and later sends it to you. By the end of the night, Theo is so drunk he refuses to leave your side. While you help him sober up, he spends hours switching between joking around, insulting you, flirting with you, and confessing feelings he definitely never meant for you to hear.